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Island Vibes

vibes of the island

posted: ; rating: 🌴🌴🌴

Never Fully Clean Your Kitchen

I made a big mess in the kitchen today and mostly cleaned it up

posted: ; rating: messy

Wokest Brand 2016

honoring achivement in #woke #brands

posted: ; rating: thanks

E•MO•TION Side B Has Broken Me

I no longer think of half-hours as units of time, but as units of E•MO•TION: Side B

posted: ; rating: secrets

Look At This Good Dog

a look at a dog that is good

posted: ; rating: good

The Good Youtubes Zone

youtube videos that last forever

posted: ; updated: ; rating: chill

Frank Ocean's mom is right

a discussion of how true the "Be Yourself" voicemail is

posted: ; rating: inspirational

The Harambe meme is shitty

a depressing essay about something people find funny online

posted: ; rating: shady

What do the ratings mean?

explanation of the rating system on posts

posted: ; rating: informative

This website is made out of cardboard

also... love

posted: ; updated: ; rating: 300 lbs